Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge:
Bachao Bachao
2nd:Ab kese hen?
1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 905 views

Nikah k baad dulha. Molvi sahb apki fees

Nikah k baad dulha. Molvi sahb apki fees
Molvi. Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya
Molvi. Ama miya baki paise to le jao

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sent message

Sundar Baught A New Mobile.
Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

13 bache woh kese?

Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)