Ghar construction

Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..
Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par Color
kiya,
Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya
"SAME AS ABOVE"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1018 views
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