Pathaan ki chalaki
Pathan: Doctor sahb Plastic Surgery par kitna kharcha ayega?
.
Doctor: 2 Laakh
.
Pathan: owr agar plastic hum de tu?
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 803 views
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