Sardar Rishtay K Liye Tasweer

Sardar Rishtay K Liye Tasweer Khicwa Raha Tha
Toh Tasweer Men Gadha B
A Gea Sardaar Nay Yeah Likh Kay Tasweer Bheji
Mein Khabbaay Pase Han.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1173 views
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