Sardar Rishtay K Liye Tasweer Khicwa Raha Tha
Toh Tasweer Men Gadha B
A Gea Sardaar Nay Yeah Likh Kay Tasweer Bheji
Mein Khabbaay Pase Han.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 808 views

Santa: Ye bata aurten

Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke mukable jayada
kyun hoti hain?
banta: are yaar, unki biwiyan jo nahi hoti.
Santa kangaal ho gaya toh apni biwi se kaha-
bachhon ko apni nani ke yaha chod aao aur tum apni
maa ke pas chali jao aur mein aisa karta hu apne
sasural rahne chala jata hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lambi Lambi Chor k GEO

Karachi main mushtail afrad ne samundar ko aag laga di...
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Lambi Lambi Chor k GEO

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Student

Son: Papa Good News hai
Father: Kia?
Son: Apko yad hai na, ap ne kaha ta ke agar mai Exam me Pass howa tu ap mujhe 5000 rupey daingy?
Father: Han
Son: Apke 5000 bach gay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

A blonde was playing

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)