Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife and not her lover?
Santa: Your honour, it`s easier 2 shoot a woman once then shooting one man every week.

by Umair Rahim (few years ago!) / 815 views

chances of my recovery

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died. :-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n

Doctor:
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy.
I AM SORRY. :(
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Husband:
Is me Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hy Doctor Sahab,
nikaL Jaenge Ye 2 Din Bhi.:->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Gaddi Starting Salary

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?

Laloo: U R great sir! Gaddi START karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What will a mother tell her son who

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Get up else Salman will come.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)