Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye
Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?
Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8
Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8
Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8
Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views
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