Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar so raha tha: Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 541 views

Is dress ka kya price hai

irl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se

Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai. Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, “sardar ji kaise ho?“ 

Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai ky YE MERA UTARNE KA STYLE HAI… 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What is name of ur car

Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Boy Took A Book

A Boy Took A Book From His Shelf To Study All The Other Books Fell On Him & He Died...



Moral: Jis Ne Kitaab Ko Uthaya,
Samjho Kitaab Ne Us Ko Uthaya... So Be Safe. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Records tor diye hain.

Teacher:tumare bete ne sachool me fail hone k record tor diye hain.
Baap:kamena ghar me bartan torta hai aur ghar me records.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)