Kal rath chor mere
Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 983 views
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