Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de
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Husband:” Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna
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Wife:” kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Husband:” maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun
aapko..???
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Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
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punjabi se:
Q: taleem?
Ans: B.A
Q:Pakistan kab bana?
Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947
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Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.
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1-B.A
2-1947
3-Geelani
ab sardar se:
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ans: B.A
Q:kab peda hue?
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2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.
Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya
D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.
Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.
Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....
hahahahahaha.
Geo Pakistani .
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(after 15 days)
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aadmi: Chal khan apna waada pura kar...
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Pathan: ye ley
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"LOTA":P
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Fir B kuch nhi ata.
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Maine Kaha
Aaj Itna Pyar KisLiye
Boy-Ye Pyar Nhi Pagli
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Akhir wo bola
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The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger
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