Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1045 views
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