Naughty : Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered.

A man on bike stops and says “Chalna hai kya?” Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1288 views

yaar bahut raat ho gyi

santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.

Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Be Afraid If You Annoy This Husband

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hathi ka to nai lagaya

Dost:mera dil bahut bara hai.
Sardar:kiun tu ne hathi ka dil to fit nai karwa lia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

What does that mean?

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

chunti aur chunta

Once upon a time there was a hungry Chuunti.
She saw a piece of Gurr on his way.
She picked it up while she try to eat it.
She saw a Chuunta.
She left the Gurr and went with the Chuunta.

Mora: Gurr Naloon Ishq Mitha

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)