One Day Dog Dancing Madly
On The Merage Of Lion

Lion Ask:
Y R U Dancing Madly

Dog Said:
I Am Also Lion Before Merrage…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1112 views

khatarnak Bomb

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Boyfriend-when i kiss you

Boyfriend-when i kiss you and run away then what would you think?
girlfriend-then i think,"sala pura paper likhne ko dia to only objective chudake bhag gaya"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aadmi Raat Mein

Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote

Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.

Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.

Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.

Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larkay Nay Mast Jawab Dya

Aik Larka Doosray Say: Tunay Meri Girlfriend Ko Propose Kio Kia ?
Doosray Larkay Nay Mast Jawab Dya,
Jab Tak Larki Kunwari Ha, Na Teri Ha Na Meri Ha.
Bas Samjh Lo K Sarkari Ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A boy romantically to his girl

A boy romantically to his girl friend- I can see the whole world in your eyes.
A passersby listens and says- Rajiv chowk pe kitna traffic hai zara dekhna.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)