Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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