1 class ka bacha

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he.
Me
aapko kesa lagta
hon.

Miss so sweet,

Bacha: To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko aap
k
ghar kb bhejon.

Miss: wo q.

Bacha:Take wo
hamari
baat aage chalaeen,

Miss:ye kya bkwaas
hai.
Bacha:
.
.
.
.
.
Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b na Qasam se

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 848 views
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