pathan public toilet gaya
Pathan:
Public Toilet mei Gaya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha
Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho
Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya
Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1101 views
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