Sardar Or Pathan
FARAZ K Ghar Gayee
Or Kaha
Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain
FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii
To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha
Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne
Apki Shayari Ki Waatt Lagana Shuru Ki Hai
Jabse Hum Mehfooz Hain.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1116 views

Sharab Se Nafrat

Santa :Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta :Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Finding Perfect Men

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade

Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki

Government Ne Scheme Chalai.
Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”

Lekin Wo Bechare Samajh Nahi Pa Rahe The To Teacher Ne Dehati Tarike Se Padhana Theek Samjha Aur Padhana Shuru Kiya.

Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”

Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.

Teacher: “Batao Ye Kya Hai?”
Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Taangon Ko Ulta Kar Gaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?

Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?


Banta:-hasne ke karan.

Santa:-who kaise?
Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)