Ek Pinjra
Ek Pinjre Mein Kuch Tote Ek Toti Ko Chhed Rahe The.
Jabki Dusre Pinjre Mein Ek Tota Pooja Aur Dusra Tota Namaz Padh Raha Tha.
Malik Ne Socha: “Kitne Nek Tote Hain, Inke Pinjre Mein Toti Safe Rahegi”
Usne Toti Ko Nek Toton Ke Pinjre Mein Daal Diya.
To Pooja Karne Wala Tota Namaz Padhne Wale Tote Se Bola
Tota: “Utho Khan Sahab Dua Qubool Ho Gayi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1016 views
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