Customer to waiter
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views
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Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”
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Gowa ka master ji bacho ku english parha raha tha-----
Bacho ye ,, 'M',, hai .
M' say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----
Dosray din master ji nay board pay 'W' likha-- bacho ye kia hai??
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Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
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1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pagal hone ka tareeqa.
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O me sadqe jaon kitna showaq hai pagal hone ka pehly kun c kami hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Advocate-Talak kar wane k 5000 lagenge.
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Advocate-To saale dekh liya na saste kam ka natiza.
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zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
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hua ??
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...
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Patni: Bhukamp Aya Hai Aur Makan Bhi Hil Raha Hai. Gir Jayega To?
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Kaun Sa Humara Makan Hai, Hum 2 Kirayedar H.
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Santa : India ..
Boss: which part?
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