To Be Consistent With The Popular Trait

To Be Consistent With The Popular Trait, N.W.F.P
(No Women For Pathan)
Has Been Re-Named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua – K.P.K
(Khan Pay Khan)
An Admirable Decision ;D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 874 views
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