Mere Yar Ki Shadi Thhi?
Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Thha.
Santa: “Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khatt Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?”
Banta: “Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khatt Mila Hi Nahi.”
Santa: “Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1228 views
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