Court Mein Ek Case

Court Mein Ek Case Chal Raha Thha, Vakeel Ko Bahas Karte Dekh Ke Judge Bola.

Judge: “Tum Apni Limit Cross Kar Rahe Ho”

Vakeel: “Kon Sala Aisa Kahta Hai?”

Judge Gusse Se: “Tumne Mujhe Saala Bola?”

Vakeel: “Nahi My Lord, Maine To Pucha Kaun Sa Law Aisa Kahta Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views
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