1 Larka Pee K Aaya

1 Larka Pee K Aaya
Dad Se Bachne K Liye
Eik Bari Se Book Laay Kaar Parhnayy Lagaa
Dad: Pee K Aya Hai
Son: Nae Toh
Dad: Kaminay Phir Suitcaxe Khoo
Kay Kiya Baak Bak Bak Kar Raha Haa.

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