Ye Bacha Kis Ka Hai

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha,

Jb uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha:Ab to bta do ye kis ka hai?

Sardarni: Sartaj,sirf yehi apka ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 899 views
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