Baat To Pathan Ne Sahi Boli

Ek Pathan Ka School Mein 7th Class Mein New
Addmission Howa.
Teacher Ne Usse Puchha: “Beta, Batao Abdul Qalam
Kon Hai?”
Pathan: “Hum Ko Kya Pata, Hum To School Mein
Naya Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 955 views
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