appke hath me
apke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi SMS nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 851 views
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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A TRUE STORY:
Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Baitha Krta tha
1 din wo Darakht Kat Dia Gya
Darakht Bohot Khush Hua k Shukr Ab mujh Par Koi Ullu Nai BethyeGa
Lekn Darakht ki khushi us waqt khak me milgai
jub
Usko Kaat kar
Saddar e Pakistan ki kursi bana di gai.
TareeKh Gawah Hy Aj B Us Pr ULLU bethta hy.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
A Colgate's reporter comes on Pappu's door
Reporter:"kya aapke toothpest me namak
hai.. ??
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Pappu:"chal bhag saali.. kal ko puchegi kya
aapke shampoo me garam masala hai.. ?? :/
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Pappu Rocks Repoter shocks..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maine darwaza khola to
uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi,
Saso me aahein, dil me bebasi thi,
Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki
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Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In a train, Sardar keep his luggage above the seat
at luggage place. A man was sitting below.
Man: Sardarji, place your luggage somewhere else.
It will fell on mine. Sardar: Don’t worry friend,
there is no breakable item in it.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho..:-)
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q
jatay Ho?
Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr
Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shadi Me 1 Memon
Bahut Der Tk Khata Raha,
Kse Ne Pocha Bhae Kab Tak Khaty Rhogy?
Memon:
Yaar Me Khud Kah Kha K Thak Gya Hun
Pr Kya Kron Card Me Lkha Tha
“Dinner 7 To 10pm “
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)