SARDAR JI SAW SOME BOYS

SARDAR JI SAW SOME BOYS RUNNING IN THE STREET HE ASKS ONE MAN THAT WHATS GOING ON

MAN:RACE IS GOING ON BETWEEN THESE BOYS

SARDAR:WHAT THEY WILL GET FROM THIS RACE

MAN:THE WINNER WILL GET THE PRICE

SARDAR:THEN WHY OTHER BOYS ARE RUNNING

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 958 views
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