Girl (in train)
Girl (in train) : can i sit here ?
Boy: its all urs :)
Girl : can i take some water?
Boy : my pleasure :)
Girl : Bhaiya agla station konsa hai ??
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Boy :
Mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya
hai , jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend a rahi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 976 views
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