panjabi
5 panjabio ne mil k 1 taxi li, 15din ho gaye lekin koi sawari nahi milli
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Q k 3 panjabi peache or 2 panjabi aage beth k savari dhoond rahe te.
by zahid ullah (few years ago!) / 1168 views
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