Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 944 views

Pathan

1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.
1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?
pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai.!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari

Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
Aur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.

Little Santa: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay, Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke

Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Kar Li.

Do Din Baad Wo Rote-Rote Ghar Waapis Aayi.

Baap Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Puchha

Baap: “Ab Kyun Aayi Ho Yahaan?”

Ladki Rote Hue Boli: “Papa Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla, Iphone Bhi China Wala Nikla“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Stop Giving Lectures Girls

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka

Mujhse Wo Kahti Hai,
Ke Tumhari Zindagi Ko Jannat Bana Doongi.
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Banani Usko Maggi Bhi Nahi Aati,
Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)