Sardar ki Wife and Mother
Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 988 views
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Pappu-Dadi, kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai,Bahan.
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Sardar:yar ye larkian kiss karte waqt aakhen kiun band kar leti hain.
2nd Sardar:ye salian hum mardun ko kbi khush nai dekh sakti.
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Punjabi:hum izat me thora peche hai.
Sindhi:hum kam me thora peche hai.
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Sakht Garmi Ka Time Tha Aik Buzurg Amrood Baich Rahy Thay.
Aik Larka Aaya Our Poocha:
Chacha Jee, Amrood Main Keera Tou Nhi?
Buzurg Nay Bohat Pyara Our Mutma’in Karnay Wala Jawab Dya K:
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Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.
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Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya
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hai.
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Girl friend: who do you love more, your mother or me?
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Girl: So you dont respect me?
Boy: I love you with respect
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2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.
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