Bodygaurd dekhne se hume
Bodygaurd dekhne se hume kya sikh milti hai.?
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apke frnd kitne b close kyo naa ho,
use apne girlfriend/ boyfriend se nahi milwana chahiye!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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