Bodygaurd dekhne se hume kya sikh milti hai.?
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apke frnd kitne b close kyo naa ho,
use apne girlfriend/ boyfriend se nahi milwana chahiye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views

Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega

Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:

Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye

To Aap Kya Karenge..??

Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye.??

Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega!!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustad d bisti!

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

Kiu ke churi ooper hai

Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay.

Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho??

Pathan: Zibah kerne ke liye.

Admi: Magar ooper kiu?

Pathan: Kiu ke churi ooper hai..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do

Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do
Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he
Bhikari Khushi se
Ji ha
B:To Pehle wo Kharch kar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

TERI BHABHI SE

ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha.

logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?

sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.

logo ne pucha: q kia hua?

sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,"kis se bat kr rhe ho?"sab bolte hein......
"TERI BHABHI SE"..........

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)