Shadi K Baad Maut
Kid: Daddy ye School kia hota hai?
Father: Ye Woh jaga hai,
Jahan Parents ko Loota
Aur Bachon ko Koota jata hai. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 750 views
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