Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short

Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.
Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views

Gold leaf laye ga.

Docter:kia taqleef hai?
Sardar:seene me bahut dard ho raha hai,
docter:cigratte peetey ho?

Sardar:han magar gold leaf laye ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

26. Bird asked a bee

26. Bird asked a bee, u work so hard 2 get honey n people steal. dont u feel sad?

Bee-no,coz they can never steal my art of making honey.

Moral:
... Insaan kya.....
kutta, billi, makkhi, jisko dekho wo aajkal philosphy jhaad raha hai....:D :P :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cinderella’s shoe

Can any one give the answer of this question If
Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly, then why did it
fall off?
Meeesni ny prince jo phasana tha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Grocery Shopping

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."

He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."

The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sarda aur bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by sana (few years ago!)