Teacher :jis k 2onon hath na hun us ko english me kia kehte hain?

Student:hands free

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 747 views

Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye

Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik fakir aik admi se behk mangte hoye

aik fakir aik admi se behk mangte hoye bola Allah ke naam par kuch de do,baba aap ki rozi main barkat ki dua Karen gain.

admi foran bola baba jee apne liye bi dua kar lijye.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

two womans

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders."I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible.""I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months.""You must tell me what you did.""I went to a faith healer.""But I've tried that. My husband and Iwent to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

DENTIST KE BETI

Dentisit ke beti:
Aaj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ki baat na ki?
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Boy: Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khamoshi Se ek ur daant niklwa k aa gya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Arab couple Funny English SMS

Arab couple went 2 London, in the hotel room, husband heard his wife scream ‘Faar Faar’ (arabic word for Mouse)

He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.

Husband: Hello Room Service?

Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?

Husband: you know Tom & Jerry?

Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.

Husband: Walla Habibi, JERRY is here, in our Room…!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)