Husband and wife
Husband and wife chori k topic pr baat kr rahy thay.
Husband: Jo shakhs chori krta ha wo bad mein zarur pachhtata ha.
Wife said romanticaly: Aur tm ne jo shadi se pehly meri nindain churai theen un k bary mein kya khyal ha?
Husband: mein ny pehly he keh dia ha jo chori krta ha pachtata zror hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1230 views
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