Sardar g 1 Girl k sath
Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 914 views
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