My Wife Found Out
Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd
I'd It All
Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its
All Gone
Frnd: Wht Hapend?
Man: My Wife Found Out :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views
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