Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 906 views

pathway of many colors n dead ends

L () \/ E
Is A Pathway Of Many
Colors N Dead Ends.
But When
The Right Path Is
Chosen,
The Sights Are Amazing. . . ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Eik gora pakistan aya hamarey

Eik gora pakistan aya hamarey culture ko seekne aur jab wapus aya tho logo ne usey poocha ke kya seeka hai thumne tho bola "BIJLEE RALA BIJLEE LARA!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Liverpool

I was walking down the road last night when I saw a guy in a Liverpool shirt drowning in a frozen canal so I saved him..

as the screensaver on my phone

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3

Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3
Mahine Baad Hi. Beta Ho
Gaya.
Santa: "Ye Hamara
Bachha 3 Mahine Baad
Kaise Ho Gaya?
Aur Logo Ka To 9 Mahine
Baad Hota Hai?"
Biwi: "Aaap Bhi Na..Ye
Batao Aapki Shaadi Ko
Kitna Time Hua Hai?"
Santa:"3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Meri Shaadi
Ko?"
Santa: "3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Hamara
Bachcha Kitne Time
Baad Hua?"
Santa: "3 Mahine Baad"
Biwi: "Total Kitne
Months Ho Gaye?"
Santa Khushi Se: "Oh
Shit Yaar, SAMAY Ka
Pata Hi Nahi Chala.. Sorry
Janu Mene Tum par
Shak Kiya"
Biwi: Bas kar Pagle ab
Rulayega Kya =))=))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab ap sms nahi kartay

Jab ap sms nahi kartay ... !

Itna gussa ata hai Dil to chahta hai CHAPPAL Utaar Kar...



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Joote pehen loon aur aapse Milne Ajaun..!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)