Man to pandit
Man to pandit-phir se ladki hui hai naam bataiye
pandit-pehli ladki ka naam kya hai
man-neha
pandit-toh iska naam rakhdo "ek aur neha"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 969 views
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