Sardar to Wakeel
Sardar:
Bachpan vich maan di gal suni hondi te aj a din na
vekhna painda.
Wakeel:
Kya kehti thi tumhari maan?
Sardar:
Anni deya jadon gal e nien suni tey fer dasaan ki.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2544 views
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