Ek baar ek husband ne apni wife ko
Ek baar ek husband ne apni wife ko uske dost ke
sath ghumte dekh liya.
Usne aav dekha na taav us dost ko jaan se maar
diya.
Wife ne ye dekha aur gusse se boli..
Wife: “Tum Apne Is Gusse Ke Karan Apne Saare
DoSto Se Haath Dho Bethoge”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1045 views
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