Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar
Girl:Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?Boy: Hafte Main Nahi, Din Main 30 Se 40 Baar.Girl: Kya. . . ! Tum Pagal Ho?Boy: Nhi, Main "NAAYI" Hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 892 views
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