Machhar Marny Per Chutti

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Aagaye?

Son: Machar Maara To Teacher Ne Chutti De Di.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Son: Machar Teacher k Gaal Par Betha Tha na. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1025 views
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