resident Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 940 views

Unmarried shaksh

Unmarried shaksh gher se nikalty hoay:

"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna",
aor
Gher enter hoty waqt,
... "Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..

Married shakhs gher mein enter hoty waqt:

"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna"
aor

Gher se nikalty waqt,
"Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down toward d river. Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Baap MQM Ka

Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha

Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy
Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,

Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko
Batana Chata Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aap Ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.

Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.

Paani Jitna Geela Hai.

Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti

Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to ap mujhy kia dain gy?

Husband; Dhakkaa...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)