resident Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 861 views

Pathan Office Se Ghar A Raha Tha

Pathan Office Se Ghar A Raha Tha, Rasty Me 1
Larke Ne Usy Batya K
Tumhari Biwi Kisi Ki Shadi Me Nach Rahi Ha,
Pathan Ghar Gaya Or Darwaze Pe Danda Le Kar Khara Ho Gaya.
8 Bajy,10 Baje,Or Phir 11 Se 12 Baje.
Biwi Nahi Aayi.
1 Bajay Pathan Ko Yaad Aaya K
Humara To Shaadi Hi Nahi Hua. . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sasti Baat Kaisi Kare

Pathan Ne Market Mein Ek Aadmi Se Puchha

Pathan: “P.C.O Kidhar Hai?”

Aadmi Ne Ishara Kar Ke Bataya.

Pathan PCO Mein Gaya, Jeb Se Mobile Nikala Or Baat Kar Ke Bahar Aa Gaya.

Aadmi Ne Poocha: “Jab Aap Ke Paas Mobile Tha To Aap P.C.O Main Kyun Gaye”

Pathan: “Mere Dost Ne Kaha Tha, Ke P.C.O Se Phone Karo Ge To Paise Kam Lagenge.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross

Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board. POLICE : oye tainu NO ENTRY board dekha nahi kya?

Santa:"Oey! Mainu lagga ki aey flim poster hai!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

u never asked that do u love me

Double Insult :P
Girl: do u like me ?
Boy: No !!!
.
(girl got sad)
Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.

Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*
Boy: No !!! :P :P ‘

hahahahha.. akheer e ho gai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.

Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.

Dost:

Grdnain q nai katin

Srdar:

Wo pehly he kti pari thi…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)