Tell The Name Of Any Microsoft Product
Teacher:
Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?
Sam:
MS Excel
John:
MS Word
Matt:
MS PowerPoint
Sardar After Thinking a lot:
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“MS Dhoni”.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1028 views
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