Teacher:
Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?
Sam:
MS Excel
John:
MS Word
Matt:
MS PowerPoint
Sardar After Thinking a lot:
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“MS Dhoni”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1006 views

All Scientists Fail To Answer This

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But Santa Rocks
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Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating??????

Ans:- Baisan K Pakore.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bolati naaa

aik pathan ne apne bache ke school mein ja keh us ke teacher se baath karni thi toh teacher boli: aap apne bache ko litne der betha kar school ka kam karwate hain???? Pathan bola ji jab bijli aati hai to tab parhata houn to teacher ne kaha phir to aap har ghante ka break le le kar parhate houn ge (ghante baad bijli chali jo jati hai) pathan ne kaha to aap ne mujhe kyun bulaya shikayat ke liye goverment ko bolati naaa

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Me naya FM Radio laya hun

Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut achha hai

Santa: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Modern Insult

Modern Insult

Boy To Girl - I Love You And Want To Marry You.
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Girl - Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai..
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Boy - Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Paas Aaya Hoon Warna Katrina Kaif Ke Paas Jaata..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)