Kamjori hai
Doctor-"Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit."
after 1 hour,,,
Santa-"Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai."
Doctor-"Kya khaya tha..?"
Santa-"Nariyal chilke sahit...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 791 views
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