Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 846 views

Sardar Wife

Sardar Wife: Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na

Sardar:
Ghar Main Khanay K Leye Paisa Nahi Ha Or Tujhe Kuttay Ka Baccha Chaheye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student

Srdar: Math vich fail Q hoya?

Son:

Kadi techer kendi ay 3+5=8

Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8,

fair kendi ay 6+2=8

Sali nu ap confirm nai tay fail manu kr dita….?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Biwi (shohar se)

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa driving on the wrong side of road..

Santa driving on the wrong side of road..
&
Said…
O===SHIT===
Aaj phir late ho gaya.
Saare log wapis ja rahe hai…:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Ladki Apne Room Mein

Ek Ladki Apne Room Mein Bethi Zor Zor Se Ro Rahi Thhi,

Maa Ne Ye Dekha To Uske Pass Aayi Aur Boli.

Maa: “Kya Hua Beti Kyo Ro Rahi Hai, Mujhe Bata Main Tumhari Dost Hoon”

Beti Rote Hue: “Kya Bataun Yaar, Apne Wale Se Milne Gayi Thi, Tere Wale Ne Dekh Liya To Bohat Mara.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)