Aisa Kutta Naseeb Walo Ko Hi Milta Hai
Ek Pati Apni Patni Ka Janaza Le Ja Raha Tha.
Janaze Ke Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmiyon Ki
Lambi Line Thi.
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Jab Uski Samajh Mein
Na Aaya Ki Ye Kya Chakkat Hai To Jaakar Pati Se
Puchha.
Aadmi: “Bhai Sahab Ye Sab Kaise Hua?”
Pati: “Ye Jo Kutta Hai, Is Ne Kaat Liya Tha”
Aadmi Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Ye Kutta Ek Din
Ke Liye Udhar Mein De Do”
Pati: “Jarur, Par Peechhe Line Mein Lag Jao“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1341 views
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