1 admi ne hotel ke room mein
1 admi ne hotel ke room mein computer dekha to socha ke wife ko mail kar doon.
Jaldi mein mail galat address par send ho gaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us ke Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Padte hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch
Gya hoon Idhar Net bhi Mojud he,Jaga Choti Par Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa
Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nahi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo
Ab Tak White Hian,Kal Tumhy bhi Bulwa Lunga.
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