DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!

2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 842 views
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