ye jannat mai jaye gi

Muslim lady: asalamo alikum!

MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi

HINDU LADY: Namasty!

MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi

CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!

MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi

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